September 30, 2008

An Open Letter From The U.S. Government To It's Citizens

Dear Constituent,

We know you are a human being, or at least you believe that matters to us, but sadly, our email inboxes are too small and cannot possibly handle the number of emails you people wish to send. We lose them anyway and we never read them so why bother. Also, when we built the inboxes, we only anticipated hearing from 0.001% of our constituents, not this whopping 1.02% contact ratio we're experiencing!


We have assessed the situation and believe that you fall under one of the following categories:


  1. You are whining about something that we did to hurt your feelings.
  2. You want us to do something.
  3. You have a complaint.


Here are some generic responses to help you cope:

Category #1: (You are whining about something that hurt your feelings.)
Sorry. Vote for me in 2008!


Category #2: (You want us to do something.)
We are already doing everything we can. KTHXBYE. Vote for me in 2008!


Category #3: (You have a complaint.)
GTFO. Canada is that way -------> Vote for me in 2008!


Therefore, while we will gladly take your taxes from you, we have some bad news. We can't hear you. La la la la la la la la what? can't hear you! la la la la la...


No no... that's all you have to say.


Besides, we'll do whatever we want to anyway.


Vote for me in 2008!


Kind Regards,
Your Douchebag Government

September 29, 2008

Listen To The Past

This is Abraham Lincoln, then an Illinois state representative, speaking in the legislature on January 11, 1837. He’s referring to a dispute between private shareholders of the Illinois State Bank:

It is an old maxim and a very sound one, that he that dances should always pay the fiddler. Now, sir, in the present case, if any gentlemen, whose money is a burden to them, choose to lead off a dance, I am decidedly opposed to the people’s money being used to pay the fiddler…all this to settle a question in which the people have no interest, and about which they care nothing. These capitalists generally act harmoniously, and in concert, to fleece the people, and now, that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people’s money to settle the quarrel.


Lincoln’s speech was given just as one of the greatest speculative bubbles in US history was bursting. This was followed by the Panic of 1837, which led to a six-year contraction described by economist Milton Friedman as “the only depression on record comparable in severity and scope to the Great Depression.”


September 22, 2008

Crowbar - The Lasting Dose

This is one of my favorite songs of all time. Sad, huh?

September 19, 2008

List Of Political Epithets (Deleted from Wikipedia)

***Note: This was an article on Wikipedia describing some of the most used political epithets, but was deleted by the moderators (for whatever reasons). The article has been archived on DeletionPedia and is reproduce in whole here.***

***ThoughtCancer's Comment: It's a safe bet that if you see or hear any of these terms being used, it's part of a propandistic statement or campaign. Learn the terms, identify the motives behind them, and be ready to defend your mind against their corrosive effects.***



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Many political epithets are obtained by joining an otherwise neutral description of a political movement or group with a pejorative term questioning the groups's sanity or motives, or associating the group with hated political movements or leaders of the past.

Arguments about the use of these epithets often follow a pattern in which proponents of the epithets insist that the term is intended to be construed so narrowly as to be inoffensive while opponents insist that the term as heard by a typical listener will be construed more broadly. Examples of such arguments are visible in the sections below, but a general pattern may include, for proponents:
  • The claim that a term (e.g., feminazi) is not intended to apply to all members of the group (feminists), but only those who exhibit some of the attributes suggested by the pejorative part of the term ("Nazis").
  • The claim that the pejorative part of the term is intended to be construed narrowly (e.g., Nazi as short-hand for anybody who shows contempt for individual rights or the democratic process) rather than with its full connotations (e.g., Nazi as in Nazi Party).
Others claim that whatever the stated intent of the users of the term, combining a term identifying a group with a pejorative necessarily creates an association between the group and the pejorative. This claim is arguably based on a associationistic view of human cognition. This is the basis of many standard techniques in public relations; the use of an epithet by persons trained in public relations techniques is interpreted as an attempt to create such an association while maintaining deniability: a subtle example of the fallacy of equivocation.

Regardless of intent, the possibility that political epithets will be construed more broadly than expected creates the danger of alienating a large part of one's audience. Thus, except in cases where the epithet is being used as a shibboleth to closely identify the author with a particular political movement, a wise writer or speaker will generally adopt more neutral terminology.

In classical rhetoric, the principle of charity demands that when making an argument one assumes the most generous interpretation of one's opponent's statements, so that one's own argument is not derailed by simply claiming that the opponent's statements were misconstrued. This suggests that the most principled response to epithets is to ignore them, accepting at face value the user's claim to a narrow interpretation while again adopting more neutral terminology in one's own arguments.

A list of political epithets and pejorative political slogans with a brief description of each

Abortion on Demand

U.S.: Term used by opponents of legalized abortion to refer to the Roe v. Wade and Doe v. Bolton rulings by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Aid and comfort to the enemy

U.S.: Term used for people that are perceived as supporting the enemies of the United States through their actions and their abilities to influence others through the popular media. This term was often expressed towards liberal members of the entertainment industry. Derives from the definition of traitor within the U.S. Constitution.

Activist judges

U.S.: Judges whose decisions overturn traditional legal interpretations, or who craft decisions to produce a specific outcome.

Anti-immigrant/anti-immigration

A political epithet when used to refer to those who support immigration reduction but are not opposed to immigrants. This is distinct from the correct usage of Anti-immigrant, when it refers to those who denigrate, fear, or oppose immigrants. Anti-immigration is sometimes used interchangeably, although it has a distinct meaning.

Anti-Semite

Used by Jews and Gentiles in America and Europe as a term for those perceived as hostile to Jews, Judaism and Jewish Identity. Often expanded to those critical of Israel.

Apparatchik

From (Soviet) Russian terminology, meaning simply a member of the political organisational apparatus of Soviet Russia, it now has a meaning in English which implies bureaucratic over-zealousness and/or slavish (to the point of mindlessness) devotion to a cause.

A recent example from the Washington Times: "Mr. McCain said commission Vice Chairman Ellen Weintraub is an "apparatchik" of the Democratic Party [...]"

Baby Killer

A pejorative term, originated by the left, used to refer to members of the military. Also used to refer to supporters of legalized abortion.

Bible-basher or Bible-thumper

  • Someone who tries in a forceful or enthusiastic way to persuade other people to believe in the Christian religion and the Bible.
  • An evangelical or fundamentalist Christian who believes the Bible is the inspired Word of God and that its enclosed laws and precepts should strongly guide public policy
Big Business Party

A term used to refer to the United States Democratic Party and United States Republican Party as being two different wings of the same party, implying that the U.S. has a one-party government whose main concern is not The People but corporate profits.

Bleeding-heart liberal

U.S.: Used by conservatives to refer to liberals, in particular people liberal on social issues such as the death penalty or the drug war. Conservatives see these people as "soft on crime," thus enabling crime and causing harm to society, through wilfully ignorant naïveté and/or gullibility.

Bloody shirt

U.S.: Used in late 19th Century, implying that the Democrats were responsible for provoking the Civil War. A speaker or writer expounding this viewpoint was said to "wave the bloody shirt." Some claim term originates from scene in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar in which Caesar was betrayed and murdered by Brutus and Cassius.

Bolshevik, Bolshevism

U.S.: Derogatory term applied to members of the far left. It also implies a connection with Communism

In Nazi Germany the phrase was used against enemies of Nazism, for example in Nazi propaganda posters.

Borrow and Spend Republican

U.S.: Used by liberals to label conservatives as favoring a cycle of continually reducing taxes without corresponding restraint in government spending, the result being "deficits as far as the eye can see." Contrast Tax and Spend Liberal.

Bourgeois, Bourgeoisie

Communists use "bourgeois" as is an insult; those who are perceived to collaborate with the bourgeoisie are often called its lackeys.

Bushwhacker

U.S: civil war era: Term used by certain folks, mostly Anti-slavery, to denote the various groups of pro-slavery or simply opportunist bandits and militants who raided and killed people in the Arkansas, Missouri, and other areas in the Bleeding Kansas period.

Capitalist Roader

People's Republic of China: Used against Deng Xiaoping by radicals in the Chinese communist party (the Gang of Four in order to purge him 3 times; he was later rehabilitated into the party thrice and led China in the 1980s and 1990s).

Capitalist Pig

Used by anti-capitalists to refer to capitalists, invoking a connection between pigs and greed.

Card-carrying member of the ACLU

U.S.: Used most often by conservatives to insult liberals who may advocate policies similar to that of the American Civil Liberties Union, which include defending First Amendment principles of separation of church and state and free speech. The term became popular during the 1950s, and was used again in the 1988 presidential election, in which then-Vice President George H.W. Bush called then-Governor Michael Dukakis a "card-carrying member of the ACLU," which Dukakis proudly acknowledged. It now serves as a jocular recruitment slogan for the ACLU.

Carpetbagger

Post-Civil War U.S.: Original usage by white Southerners for the Northerners that came south after the Civil War, viewed as "carpetbaggers" - opportunists and exploiters bent on grabbing economic and political benefits.

Contemporary Usage in U.S.: Politicians who move to a new jurisdiction in order to meet a residency requirement for holding public office.

U.K.: Supporters of the conversion of mutual building societies into banks purely for reasons of personal financial gain.

Champagne socialist

U.K.: The phrase refers to politicians that are perceived as having socialist tendencies in their ideologies but disregard socialist ideals in their daily life. The term generally is used as an attack by opposing politicians to portray and ridicule their opponents as hypocritical.

Similar terms in other countries include limousine liberal, latte liberal or East-coast liberal (US), chardonnay socialist (Australia), and gauche caviar.

Chauvinist Pig

Used to describe a man as having a prejudiced belief in the superiority of his own gender; often extended to describe a man as one who hates women. Also Pig, Male Chauvinist, and Male Chauvinist Pig.

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys

U.S.: A descriptive phrase used to mock France for their famous surrenders in the Franco-Prussian War, World War Two, North Africa, and Indochina, and for their reputation as gourmets. Coined by writers of the animated television show, The Simpsons, the phrase was repeated by the political right in the United States in the run-up to the war in Iraq, especially by Jonah Goldberg.

Chickenhawk

U.S. An epithet used to criticize a politician, bureaucrat, or commentator who votes for war, supports war, commands a war, or develops war policy, but has not personally served in the military. More pointedly may refer to men who were of draft age during the Vietnam War but avoided service, yet later professed support for that war.

Commie, Communist

This term in and of itself became a slur during the Cold War. See pinko.

Communist Sympathizer

A person sympathetic to the Communist Party and Russia during the Cold War but not an outright Communist. These persons were seen as apologists for Communism, or as "soft" on Communism. Probably very similar in meaning but more insulting than "Fellow Traveller". Widely used in the USA and other countries.

Corporate Feudalism or Neofeudalism

A term used to describe policies of various right-wing politicians, particularly those in the United States Republican Party, that are seen as radically increasing the wealth gap between the rich and the poor while increasing the power of the rich and decreasing the power of the poor. See also: Neofeudalism and wealth condensation

Corporate Welfare

Corporate welfare is term used by opponents of special privilages given to corporations such as tax breaks or subsidies. It is implied that the corporations are less deserving than the poor, the traditional recipients of welfare.

Counter-revolutionary

Used in communist countries, especially the People's Republic of China during the Cultural Revolution, to refer to people whom others felt were betraying the communist revolution. Also used in the Soviet Union. Notice, however, that the term is not necessarely an insult in and of itself

Dhimmicrat

U.S.: Conservatives have branded Democratic opponents of the 2003 Iraq War as traitors in the War on Terrorism and thus referred to them as dhimmicrats (from dhimmi) — variations include Dummycrat, Demonrat, and Dumbacrat.

Dirty Hippy

U.S.: Used by conservatives to refer to certain liberals. Comes from the mode of dress of many hippies during the 1960s and 1970s, including unshaved beards, long hair, and no bras.

Dixiecrat

U.S.: Term used by civil rights activists to describe southern Democrats who enacted and enforced the Jim Crow laws, and obstructed equal rights for African Americans and racial integration.

East-coast liberal

U.S.: refers to one or more stereotypes of left-leaning denizens of the Eastern Seaboard, particularly journalists or academics. During the 2004 election, John Kerry was called a "Massachusetts liberal, which carried the same connotations plus negative connotations about Massachusett's gay marriage policy.

Environmentalist Wacko, Econazi and Ecoterrorists

U.S.: Environmentalist wacko and Econazi and Ecoterrorists are phrases that right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh uses to describe what he considers to be extremely radical environmentalists. See also: Environmentalist Wacko, Econazi and Ecoterrorists

Fascist

1930s: Used to describe people who were thought to support Hitler, Mussolini, and other authoritarian right-wing rulers (not all of whom easily identified with Fascism in the strict sense of the term).

Late 20th century: Used by leftists to refer to conservatives, arguing that many conservative policies and philosophies resemble those of the fascists. Also used to refer to members of the Ku Klux Klan. The term "left-wing fascist" is used by conservatives to describe radical liberals. In these cases, "fascist" is intended to mean statist policy in general rather than the "capital F" Fascism originally set forth by Mussolini and other rightist ideologues of his time.

George Orwell argued that "as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless... I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else." Because of the wide variety of contradictory usages, the word "fascist" often carries little specific meaning.

Fellow Traveller

U.S.: Term used to describe those who spent time with communists, during the McCarthy Era. Conservative artist Norman Rockwell made a pun of this phrase with a painting of two children walking in the country, entitled 'Fellow Travellers'

Feminazi

U.S.: Feminazi is a term coined by conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh to refer to women he perceives as feminists. To Limbaugh, a feminazi was originally a woman to whom "the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed". The term "Feminista" is also used by other political pundits.

Others now use the term more loosely to describe almost any active and militant feminist. The term is also sometimes used to describe politically correct movements, such as those who draw attention to supposedly sexist language in daily life.

Fourth Reich

U.S., Germany: Used by the political left to demonize Neo-Nazis (in Germany) or political conservatives generally, especially those actually in power (in U.S.). Term is intended to convey the idea that those so characterized share common views, at least to some degree, with the Third Reich of Adolf Hitler.

Gay agenda

U.S.: Phrase used by conservatives to oppose any new extension of legal rights to homosexuals, on the grounds that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice which is seen as working gradually to abolish all sexual morality.

Girlie Men

U.S.: Term used by California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger to describe his political opponents as "Economic Girlie Men." This term was first popularized by faux bodybuilders Hans & Franz on Saturday Night Live.

Godless communist

U.S.: Used by right-wingers in an attempt to discredit communists, referring to the fact that Marx referred to religion as the "opiate of the people" and State support of atheism and oppression of organized religion have been the policies of most communist countries, including the People's Republic of China.

Government handouts

Term used by opponents of wealth redistribution to imply that tax relief and aid for the poor is unjust. Also used by opponents of corporate subsidies to imply that tax relief and aid to for-profit corporations is unjust. See also: Corporate Welfare

Gun grabber

U.S.: An accusatory term used by gun owners to refer to gun control advocates or opponents of legal gun ownership. See Gun politics in the United States.

Gun nut

U.S.: used by advocates of gun control or opponents of gun ownership to characterize gun owners as irrational and obsessive. See Gun politics in the United States

Hitler

Used by virtually all sides of all debates with the hope of discrediting opposing viewpoints. Conservatives claim that anti-war activists are similar to those who appeased Hitler in the 1930s. Liberals claim that conservatives are similar to those who helped Hitler. Like "fascist," the strong connotations of "Hitler" often obstruct substantive dialogue.

See also Godwin's law.

Homophobe, Heterosexist

Term sometimes used to disparage persons and organizations that condemn homosexuality out of moral or religious beliefs

International Jewish Conspiracy, International Jewry

An idea particularly favored by Hitler, Henry Ford, Charles Lindbergh, and other anti-Semites, that said that there was an international conspiracy of Jews to dominate the rest of mankind. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, allegedly written by Jews, has been used as evidence, but is widely believed to be a forgery written by the Okhranka. International Jewry is occasionally used non-pejoratively to refer to Jews worldwide.

Islamofascism

The terms Islamofascism and Islamonazism are used by advocates of the view that Islamic militants are fascist. Although the exact origins of the term are murky, it appears to have been coined either by Khalid Duran or Stephen Schwartz. Khalid Duran is a Muslim scholar seeking to explain Islam to Jews, the word was meant as a criticism of hyper-traditionalist clerics - who in turn denounced Duran as a traitor to the faith.

Others have claimed to coined the term, including Michael Savage. The coining of the term is frequently attributed to Christopher Hitchens probably based on his article in The Nation immediately follwing the 9/11 attacks where he used the phrase "Islamic Fascism." Hitchens also used the phrases "Islamic Fascism" and "theocratic fascism" to describe what was happening with his friend Salman Rushdie and the fatwa against him for the Satanic Verses. Specifically "‘Islamofascism’ also refers to a specific strand of Wahhabi Islam which displays some of the signifiers of fascism: poisonous and genocidal anti-Semitism, wild intolerance for any dissent, contempt for civilian life, extreme romantic nationalism (directed towards the Muslim umma rather than any existing nation state)."

Some applications of the term "Islamofascism" specifically to refer to the Muslim Brotherhood and similar movements in Sunni Islam inspired by the writings of Sayyid Qutb, while others use it to refer to all highly politicized strains of Islam, including Shi'a radicalism as practised in Iran. A more common and less loaded term for these politicized strains of Islam, which seek to replace secular governments in Muslim countries with Sharia law, is Islamist.

Many have argued that this use of the term is a misapplication, as the word "fascism" has been tradtionally invoked to describe the merger of state and corporate power.

Judeofascism

Judeofascism and Zionazism are terms used by anti-Zionists and some anti-Semites who advocate the view that aspects of Judaism, Zionism or Israeli government policy and war against arabs and muslims are fascist or similar to behavior thought typical of Nazis. Most Jewish people find terms like Judeofascism and Zionazism to be deeply offensive to their heritage and to the memory of the victims of the Nazis.

Kangaroo Court

International: Pejorative term for legal procedings where some parties may claim that the verdict or finding was predetermined.

Know-Nothing Party

U.S.: Pejorative term for the American Party, an 1850s political party that was opposed to the Free Soilers, the Whigs, the Democrats, and the Republicans. When asked about its activities, members were directed to answer "I know nothing," providing seed for an insulting double entendre.

Left Coast

U.S.: Term used by Rush Limbaugh and some other conservatives when referring to the many liberals who live on the West Coast of the United States. Often used in a non-political context; not always considered pejorative when discussion is apolitical. Originated from the view of a map of the U.S. -- the West Coast is on the left.

Limousine Liberal

See champagne socialist.

Loony Left

A term referring to the far left, principally used by British newspapers in the 1980s to refer to the Labour Party, especially in local government, accompanying accusations that some Labour-run councils seemed more interested in advancing left-wing positions on sexism, racism and gay rights than on providing services to local residents.

Manarchist

U.S.: Term used by some feminists to refer to male members of the left wing who hold fast to several conservative viewpoints on women, and their worth and role in society, tending to the misogynist.

McCarthyism

U.S.: Used to refer to the aggressive investigation of those who held or were said to hold Communist beliefs based on associations with Communist or leftist groups. In a more general sense, attempting to remove someone from their position by exposing past political or other associations (a reference to Senator Joseph McCarthy)

Montagnards

France: Term for the extreme left of France. Name derived from their seats in the Legislative Assembly in Revolutionary France. The most extreme members of the Left sat in the highest seats on the left side of the chamber. As such, they became known as "Montagnards" (Mountaineers in English). Correspondingly this is also the origin of the political terms "Left" and "Right", as the more left leaning members of the assembly sat on the left side of the chamber, and vice versa.

Muckraker

Journalists who are said to spend too much time digging up nasty details, usually of people or organizations that wield much power. Derives from a quote from Theodore Roosevelt about early 1900s journalists like Ida Tarbell and others, who felt the social cost of Industrial Revolution needed to be met by a Progressive Movement of politics and culture. Some "muckrakers" take pride in the title despite its sometimes pejorative usage. See also: Yellow journalism

National Socialists

Term sometimes used by conservatives instead of the more common "Nazi" appellation. Its usage is intended to remind liberals and socialists that the Nazi party was founded as the "National Socialist German Workers' Party". This term is sometimes just used in place of "Nazi" to try to avoid hyperbole or potential violations of Godwin's law (see below).

Nattering Nabobs of Negativity

U.S. From a famous quote of Vice President Spiro Agnew decrying what he described as the liberal bias of the mainstream media. More recently, American conservatives have used the term to represent the same perceived over-representation of left wing viewpoints in the media.

Nazi

The term "Nazi" is overused by people of all political stripes to describe or insult their opposition. The multiple atrocities and extremist ideology that the Nazis followed have made them notorious in popular grammar as well as history. The term "Nazi" is used in various ways. The terms are often used to describe individuals or groups of people who try to force an unpopular or extreme agenda on the general population, and also commit crimes and other violations on others without remorse. The terms are often simply used as an insult. The overuse of this term is best expressed by Godwin's Law, in which any debate is lost by the first party to use the terms "Nazi" or "Hitler" in their argument.

Neoconservative, Neocon

'U.S.': When many prominent members of the George W. Bush administration were identified as neoconservatives by the press, the terms "neoconservative" and "neocon" became ephitets applied to the Bush administration and its supporters, regardless of the more precise meaning of the term.

Neo-confederate

U.S.: Sometimes used as a disparaging term for persons who look favorably upon the American South or southern culture. Accurately used for groups and persons that advocate certain positions associated with the Confederate States of America (See article: Neo-confederate).

Neoliberal, Neoliberalism

Pejorative terms referring to neoliberal economics or those who advocate it, when used by those who oppose it. Often interchanged with: Thatcherism, in reference to former prime minister Margaret Thatcher (UK). Rogernomics, in reference to former Finance Minister Roger Douglas (NZ). Reaganomics, in reference to former president Ronald Reagan (U.S.).

Orthodox Taliban

Serbia and Montenegro (and, possibly, other Orthodox countries): Those who want to introduce to everyday life religious practices supposedly in similar way as Taliban did, for example, religious education to schools or ban of abortion.

Outside Agitators

U.S.: 1960s Term used by Southern Democrats to refer to activists from outside their states sent to help African-Americans exercise their civil rights. Typically applied to instigators of the activity, such as organizers, leaders, and so forth. The term briefly saw use outside the south (e.g. the Kent State University demonstration in 1970.

Pajamahadeen/Pajamahadin

A merging of the words mujahideen and pajamas, used by members of the traditional media to describe bloggers attempting to publicise errors and inadequacies in traditional reporting, especially on political issues. One notable example of this was the controversy over CBS's use of what were later found to be forged documents in a story during the 2004 U.S. Presidential Campaign. Pajamahadeen was chosen as one of the American Dialect Society's words of the year for 2004. Some bloggers use the title about themselves to give the impression that they are a kind of uprising against the mainstream media.

Peacenik

Originating in the U.S. it is applied to advocates of U.S. withdrawal from the Vietnam War, to pacifists in general, and later to advocates of Western rapprochement with the Soviet Union during the Cold War, for instance through arms control. The Russian -nik makes reference to beatnik, implying the individual is impractical in outlook, but particularly the Soviet satellite Sputnik, implying the indivdual is a communist or sympathetic to that cause.

Pinko

Used to refer to a person sympathetic to the Communist Party and Russia during the Cold War but not an outright Communist. Often used by people on the right to describe leftists. Similar in meaning to "Fellow Traveller". The identification of Communism with "Socialist" red (and with red being the primary color of the flag of the Soviet Union) led to such Cold War phrases as "the Red Menace" and "Red China". Hence "Pinko," pink being a light red.

Political correctness

Political correctness is an effort to remove "prejudicial" terms from common usage. As an epithet, it implies that such an effort is so broad as to stifle uninhibited expression or marginalize historically-dominant groups.

Pro-abortion

U.S.: An insult used by the Pro-Life movement against people who support the legal right to abortion. The term is meant to imply that those who support legalized abortion necessarily support and even encourage the practice of abortion.

Race-baiter

Used to refer to those seen as introducing charges of racism into every argument in an attempt to stifle debate.

Racist

Used as a political epithet to refer to judgements seen as being based on racial stereotypes rather than observation, logic, reason, or reality.

Reactionary

Outspoken right-wing opponent of socialist or left-wing ideology. Often used by members of the left to refer to right-wingers in general. Refers to the concept of "progressive" (leftward) social and economic changes vs "reactionary" changes, or those that are seen as reversing progress. Coined by Karl Marx to refer to opponents of Socialist revolution.

Reaganite/Reaganism

U.S.: Used by opponents of the Republican Party to equate their policies and ways with those of former president Ronald Reagan. The "Great Communicator" had a reputation for obfuscation, toughness, aggressiveness, and a tendency to be politically divisive. His use of hardline tactics to effect the end of the Cold War were also widely criticized by his opponents. His economic policies were also derided as Voodoo Economics by the American left. This term has been appropriated by some American conservatives, who wear the adjective as a badge of honor. See also: Neoliberal, Neoliberalism

Red

Used to describe communists or people believed to be communist, as with Red Dean Acheson, or Red China.

Red Agitator

U.S.: early-to-mid 1900s. Term used by the Democrats to refer to leftist radicals. Less often used to refer to people who were trying to form labor unions or to help African-Americans get their civil rights. Typically applied to instigators of the activity, such as organizers, union representatives, leaders, and so forth. See Bolshevik.

Republicrat, Big Business Party

Used by opponents to indicate their belief that the United States Democratic Party and United States Republican Party are very similar to each other.

Rightist, Rightist Opportunist

People's Republic of China: used by the communist party to refer to right wingers. Especially during Mao's Anti-rightist campaign.

Ronnie Raygun

U.S.: Used to insult president Ronald Reagan by those who felt he was obsessed with high-tech weaponry and overt and covert military action.

Rootless cosmopolitan

Soviet Union: The Stalinists used this phrase to describe certain Jews during 1948-1953.

Running dog of the imperialists

People's Republic of China: Enemies seen as doing work against China for the benefit of, or on the orders of, capitalist countries.

Scalawag

U.S.: A term from during and after the American Civil War in the U.S. Southern states against Southerners who profited from Reconstruction. See also carpetbagger.

Spoiler

U.S.: A term for third party candidates that are seen as "spoiling" the chances of election for Democratic or Republican candidates. The "spoiling" comes from dividing the base of prospective voters. Ralph Nader has been called a spoiler by Democrats, and Ross Perot Sr. has been called a spoiler by Republicans.

Star Chamber

UK: Historical British term for a secret court no longer in operation within the British system of jurisprudence. This court could hear all cases short of capital crimes. Use of this term now connotes secret political dealings, or a lack of transparency in politics or government. Used by persons of all political stripes to defame their opponents. See also "Troika".

Taliban wing of the Republican Party

U.S.: Used by detractors of the religious right, to associate the social policies favored by parts of the United States Republican Party with the radically repressive social policies of the Taliban. The term was less widely used after the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attacks, when comparisons to the Taliban, with which the United States was soon at war, became more inflammatory.

Tax and Spend Liberal

U.S.: Used by conservatives to label liberals as favoring a cycle of continually increasing taxes and government spending, without regard to effectiveness or efficiency. High federal budget deficits during the Reagan Administration afforded Democrat Michael Dukakis the opportunity to label his opponents "spend and spend Republicans." The George W. Bush Administration's deficits inspired the coinage Borrow and Spend Republican.

Thatcherite/Thatcherism

UK a term used by opponents of the Conservative party to equate their policies with those of former prime minister Margaret Thatcher. The "Iron Lady" had a reputation for her abrasive personality, toughness, agressiveness, and tendency to be politically divisive. Thatcher was also called a "warmonger" by the Labour Party for Britain's military defense of the Falkland Islands from Argentine invasion/occupation. See "Reaganite."

Tory and Whig

UK: Originally the Whigs were proponents of, and Tories the opponents of, moves to exclude the future King James II and his Roman Catholic heirs from succession to the throne of England; Tory is derived from the Irish word, "toraidhe", which translates as 'pursuer' and means an outlaw or rebel, specifically a Roman Catholic who preyed on the Protestant Settlers. The name stuck to the conservative side of British politics even beyond the formation of the British Conservative Party in 1830. Today, the term is used widely to refer to that party or its members, and also in Canada to refer to members of the various Conservative parties. In neither case is the name pejorative.

The term Whig was originally used to mean a Scottish Presbyterian, particularly a Covenanter in rebellion against the Crown. The origin of the word is obscure but it may refer to a group of seventeenth century Scottish rebels whose attack on Edinburgh is called the Whiggamore Raid. Alternatively "whigmaleerie" is an old Scottish word meaning a silly idea.

U.S.: Tory was also used in U.S. to describe the loyalists during the American Revolution, and during postwar reprisals. There was also a Whig Party in the United States during the nineteenth century.

Traitor

Someone who betrays or is seen as betraying their country. This term is often used by staunch supporters of their government's actions in a war or international conflict to stigmatize opponents. For example, before the 2003 Iraq War, conservative radio host Sean Hannity claimed that anti-war protestors were traitors.

Tree hugger

Used to refer to environmentally minded activists, and appropriated in most circumstances. It originated from people chaining themselves to trees to prevent logging.

Troika

Historical Russian term for secret tribunals no longer in operation within the Russian system of jurisprudence. In Soviet times, these tribunals could hear any case and frequently pronounced the death sentence. Use of this term now connotes secret/sinister political dealings, or a lack of transparency in politics. Used by persons of all political stripes to defame their opponents. See also "Star Chamber".

The term translates as "threesome" and is used in this context to refer to the three Foreign Ministers of the European Union representing the previous, current, and future Presidents of the Council of Ministers.

Trotskyite

Used by many orthodox Communists to insult party members who do not toe the orthodox ideological line. Named for Leon Trotsky, a Soviet Bolshevist opposed Joseph Stalin and his "betrayal" of the Russian Revolution. The more polite (and preferred) adjective for followers of Trotsky is "Trotskyist." In the United States, the term has also been applied by paleoconservatives to refer to neoconservatives, in reference to several neoconservative leaders having converted to conservatism after originally being Trotskyists.

Troublemaker

Often use by people in power to insult people who criticize those in power. Examples include labor union organizers, in which the phrase is in the spirit of 'red agitator'. However it was also used by the Chinese Communist government to refer to dissidents such as Harry Wu, who wrote a book entitled Troublemaker.

Ultraleftist

Used by some leftists and socialists to denigrate members of small, sectarian groups even further to the left. The implication is that the groups are overly dogmatic or so far to the left that they are politically irrelevant. Often used to refer to groups on the left espousing anarchism, DeLeonism, council communism, or syndicalism, groups whose ideology is mostly informed by figures considered by other leftists to be marginal such as Kim Il Sung or Enver Hoxha, or groups with a minuscule membership which nonetheless claim "vanguard party" status. See also "Van Party" and "Trotskyite".

Uncle Tom

U.S.: a black American whose political views or allegiances are seen as detrimental to black Americans as a group. This term was used in the 1960s by certain black militants to refer to Martin Luther King, Jr. and any similar protest movements, which had a philosophy of non-violence. The original reference is to a character in an anti-slavery novel, Uncle Tom's Cabin, written by Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Useful Idiot

This term was coined by Vladimir Lenin to refer to those who assist some moves towards Communism while in ignorance or denial of its full programme. Contemporary usage is predominantly by conservatives such as talk show host Michael Savage and Mona Charen (author of a book titled Useful Idiots) who use it to refer to liberals.

Van party or Taxi party

A political party that is supposedly so small that their entire membership could fit into a van or a taxi. Expression "van party" (kombi stranka) is used in Serbia and Montenegro, "taxi party" (partido do táxi) in Portugal. "Telephone booth party" has been used in the United States to mean the same thing.

Vast right-wing conspiracy

An alleged conspiracy espoused by Hillary Clinton and other prominent Democrats.

Woman hating

Pejorative term used by feminists and others on the left to refer to right-wing opponents of feminist policies and ideology. View as highly inflammatory; roughly equivalent to the right-wing term Feminazi.

Worker's Paradise

Term coined by American communists to describe the Soviet Union of the early 20th-Century. Quickly exposed as false, especially after the death of Lenin. Now used as an term of ironic derision by conservatives to describe overly optimistic or unrealistic utopian schemes proposed by liberal activists and politicians.

Wowser

A New Zealand term, almost obsolete. Originally it meant an alcohol Prohibitionist. It also came to mean a killjoy, someone whose opposition to alcohol extended to all social jollity. Also in Western Australia, describes someone who tries to stop people from having fun, used mostly for politicians and people in power.

Yellow Dog Democrat

U.S.: Term frequently used to describe die-hard Democrats so fervently loyal that they overlook issues and attributes of the candidates. In colloquial speech it is used as "He would vote for a Yellow Dog, if it was a Democrat." Use of this term, usually in the southern U.S., is now in decline along with the fortunes of local Democrat parties.

Yellow journalism

U.S.: see Muckracker. Derives from the yellow color of pages that the early 1900s newspapers used to print Muckracking journalism articles. Used as an insult by people who tend to be targets of this journalism. An example would be William Randolph Hearst

Young Turk

A young usurper, but more commonly in current useage refers to a younger person within a corporate environment pushing for major change.

Zionist

Used as a political epithet by anti-Zionists to criticise what they see as Israeli colonisation and ethnic cleansing of the Arab Palestinian people.

September 17, 2008

A Conservative for Obama

My party has slipped its moorings. It’s time for a true pragmatist to lead the country.

By Wick Allison, Editor In Chief

THE MORE I LISTEN TO AND READ ABOUT “the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate,” the more I like him. Barack Obama strikes a chord with me like no political figure since Ronald Reagan. To explain why, I need to explain why I am a conservative and what it means to me.

In 1964, at the age of 16, I organized the Dallas County Youth for Goldwater. My senior thesis at the University of Texas was on the conservative intellectual revival in America. Twenty years later, I was invited by William F. Buckley Jr. to join the board of National Review. I later became its publisher.

Conservatism to me is less a political philosophy than a stance, a recognition of the fallibility of man and of man’s institutions. Conservatives respect the past not for its antiquity but because it represents, as G.K. Chesterton said, the democracy of the dead; it gives the benefit of the doubt to customs and laws tried and tested in the crucible of time. Conservatives are skeptical of abstract theories and utopian schemes, doubtful that government is wiser than its citizens, and always ready to test any political program against actual results.

Liberalism always seemed to me to be a system of “oughts.” We ought to do this or that because it’s the right thing to do, regardless of whether it works or not. It is a doctrine based on intentions, not results, on feeling good rather than doing good.

But today it is so-called conservatives who are cemented to political programs when they clearly don’t work. The Bush tax cuts—a solution for which there was no real problem and which he refused to end even when the nation went to war—led to huge deficit spending and a $3 trillion growth in the federal debt. Facing this, John McCain pumps his “conservative” credentials by proposing even bigger tax cuts. Meanwhile, a movement that once fought for limited government has presided over the greatest growth of government in our history. That is not conservatism; it is profligacy using conservatism as a mask.

Today it is conservatives, not liberals, who talk with alarming bellicosity about making the world “safe for democracy.” It is John McCain who says America’s job is to “defeat evil,” a theological expansion of the nation’s mission that would make George Washington cough out his wooden teeth.

This kind of conservatism, which is not conservative at all, has produced financial mismanagement, the waste of human lives, the loss of moral authority, and the wreckage of our economy that McCain now threatens to make worse.

Barack Obama is not my ideal candidate for president. (In fact, I made the maximum donation to John McCain during the primaries, when there was still hope he might come to his senses.) But I now see that Obama is almost the ideal candidate for this moment in American history. I disagree with him on many issues. But those don’t matter as much as what Obama offers, which is a deeply conservative view of the world. Nobody can read Obama’s books (which, it is worth noting, he wrote himself) or listen to him speak without realizing that this is a thoughtful, pragmatic, and prudent man. It gives me comfort just to think that after eight years of George W. Bush we will have a president who has actually read the Federalist Papers.

Most important, Obama will be a realist. I doubt he will taunt Russia, as McCain has, at the very moment when our national interest requires it as an ally. The crucial distinction in my mind is that, unlike John McCain, I am convinced he will not impulsively take us into another war unless American national interests are directly threatened.

“Every great cause,” Eric Hoffer wrote, “begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket.” As a cause, conservatism may be dead. But as a stance, as a way of making judgments in a complex and difficult world, I believe it is very much alive in the instincts and predispositions of a liberal named Barack Obama.

September 5, 2008

The fact that Keith Olberman, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly are three of the most popular political hosts on television is evidence that we, as Americans, deserve whatever we get.

September 4, 2008

An Interesting Observation

Conservative swear up and down that the media has a liberal bias, and thus skews everything to a liberal worldview. Additionally, Conservatives believe that the liberal media is constantly oppressing, belittling, and ignoring conservative voices and ignore (some might even say celebrate) the continuing moral, economic, and civic decay of our country.

Liberals think that the media are whores for their corporate masters, and thus never report any "real" news (such as the crimes and corruptions of corporations, connected politicians, and foreign officials). Additionally, the media never report the "real story" behind any event, as it might offend advertisers, corporate overlords, and/or powerful politicians who control who can say what on the air.

Are Conservatives and Liberals talking about the same media here? Either the media is run by leftists (as the Conservatives believe), or the media is run by corporate lapdogs (as the Liberals believe); you can't have it both ways.

September 3, 2008

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

Founded in 1987, the ECFR is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible.

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.

The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision."

"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.

Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."

Critics of Intelligent Falling point out that gravity is a provable law based on empirical observations of natural phenomena. Evangelical physicists, however, insist that there is no conflict between Newton's mathematics and Holy Scripture.

"Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world," said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. "They've been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how."

"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"

Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.

"Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."

September 2, 2008

"no pity for the majority"
"no mercy for the masses"
"no salvation, no forgiveness"