November 27, 2008

Atheists Are Evildoers (until you look at the statistics)

If there's one thing the Federal government does well, its surveys. From the Census all the way down to financial aid applications, some of the worlds' greatest statisticians work for the government, and produce all manner of interesting facts about our nation. Here's one of my recent favorites:

Religious Affiliation of Prisoners Managed By The Federal Bureau of Prisons:

Catholic
29267
Protestant
26162
Muslim
5435
American Indian
2408
Nation of Islam
1734
Rasta
1485
Jewish
1325
Church of Christ
1303
Pentecostal
1093
Moorish
1066
Buddhist
882
Jehovah Witness
665
Adventist
621
Orthodox
375
Mormon
298
Scientology
190
Atheist
156
Hindu
119
Santeria
117
Sikh
14
Bahai
9
Krishna 
7

So, for those of you keeping track at home, atheists, being a moderate proportion of the USA population (about 8-16%) are disproportionately less in the prison populations (0.21%). Christians, on the other hand, are a bunch of criminal degenerates.

Are statistics fun?